I grew up a spindly dork with a huge, humped schnozz. I was inept at sports and much preferred dissecting frogs. My comedy career began with concocting ultra-strong foaming agents with my chemistry set and using them to foam fountains in upscale New York hotels. When I was 15 I found some laxative chewing gum that looked just like Chicklets. I doped half the basketball team. A cheerleader who was collateral damage knocked out one of my teeth. From there I graduated to stealing pig fetuses from biology class and leaving them in people's glove compartments. When I was 16 I got a nosejob but women still wouldn’t let me put my schmeckle in them so I bought a guitar. I bought a leather jacket, shaved my head in various places, and played in lots of god awful punk bands that achieved absolutely no notoriety and completely failed to get me laid.

In 1992 I hit the Stage as Powered By Satan. I wore red leotards with horns and a tail and played funny songs in rock clubs. This got me laid so I wore those goddam itchy leotards for 14 years. I put out a CD called "When the Log Rolls Over We’ll Be Dead," acquired a sizeable cult following, and played on 2 coasts and 2 continents. After a while my jokes between songs and my exchange of insults with the audience were getting as many laughs as the songs themselves. So after years of playing music venues, I played my first comedy venue and I was hooked. I reinvented my act for the comedy stage and moved to California.

Now it’s just me in plainclothes talking about stupid, inane things and playing stupid, inane songs. The stupid inanities include life as a techno dweeb, my nosejob, creative ways kids torture geeks, my cat’s dingleberries, health food, and dating women with Slayer tattoos on their necks.

I am currently based in Long Beach, CA and gigging actively. I've played major comedy clubs, booked rooms, coffee houses, rock clubs, hip hop clubs, lesbian and gay venues, restaurants, birthday parties, sports bars, radio stations, art galleries, a trustafarian's loft party, a rehab center, a fundraising event for animals, a university event, a memorial event in a Pentecostal church, and a naked hippie festival. I just appeared on Last Comic Standing. Gimme time. You'll see more of me.

• My shows can range from from 100% music to 100% stand-up depending on the venue and the audience. They are usually about a 50:50 mix
• I've gotten great receptions from black, white, latino, gay, lesbian, and teenybopper audiences as well as coffeehouse communists.
• I do clean sets and blue sets.
• If you book me you won't get jokes about Britney Spears. You won't get jokes about Facebook or about the headlines. You won't get "hey didja ever notice...?" routines. There are working comics out there who are much better at this kind of thing than me. You won't get jokes about penises (although you may get jokes about testicles). You will get a professional act that is as memorable as it is original.
• "Quirky," "likable," and "original" have been used to describe some of my performances. "Don't let him breed" has been screamed by audience members at others.
• I've been performing on stage with one act or another for 23 years now.
• I appeared in the first episode (LA Auditions) of Last Comic Standing Season 7.